Everybody sing along...
"Santa Clause is coming, to...
drop rocks from the sky to smash people's brains out,
and have birds peck their eyes out and eat their flesh.
Then we'll all have to bury their corpses, and then we'll
get pet lions and pandas, but we won't have time to pet
them because we'll be too busy building, cooking, sewing,
and teaching the resurrected. And the Grinch will get
locked up for a thousand years, but then get let loose
for a while to mislead some of the lion-petters and he'll
probably molest some bees while he's at it. Is that bad?"
I'm pretty sure that's one of the songs in the new JW songbook that was released about the time I left the cult.